By the Numbers

Menstuff® has compiled statistics on various men's issues and will present new numbers each month.

March
If You Have a Pet, Do You Let It Stay in the Room When You Are Having Sex?


Among those who let the pet stay, do you let the pet stay on the bed while you are making love?

Yes
% No
% Yes
Stay on
the Bed

Men

64
36
29

18-29

89
11
21

30-54

51
49
33

55+

66
34
32

Women

67
33
37

18-29

93
7
50

30-54

56
44
40

55+

50
50
31

What Do We Do with Our Pets When Me Make Love?

66% of pet owners do, indeed, let their pets stay in the room when they are making love. And it's overwhelmingly the youngest surveyed of each sex who are willing to put up with this additional audience. Of those who responded, 41% have dogs, 39% have cats, 11% have birds, and the rest have gerbils, snakes, fish, and other assorted critters.

More women (37%) than men (29%) allow their pets to stay on the bed while making love. Young women 18-29 are by far the nicest when it comes to granting this privilege, while their male counterparts seem to be the most territorial. This must lead to a great many dogfights in the bedroom, and gives new meaning to the term "petting."

Men, if you don't like pets in the room, be wary of the following kind of woman, who just adores having her pet in the bedroom. She's apt to be a small, left-handed woman with short hair, and she's a mother.

Women, the men who love pets in the boudoir are tall, long-haired, and right-handed. They claim to be slightly overweight and have no children of their own.

Source: Do You Do It with the Lights On?

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