Why men don't get depressed

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Men are just happier people
What do you expect from such a simple existence
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Men can never be pregnant.
Men can wear a white T-shirt to the beach.
Men can wear NO shirt to swim.

Car mechanics tell men the truth.
The world is their urinal.
Men never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too yucky.
Men don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tuxedo rental-$150.
People never stare at men's chest when you're talking to them. (Of course, they seldom leave their chest exposed to the navel in business wear, because there's nothing to look at but the buttons. Many women have an exposed cleavage thanks to a special bra that leaves an arrow pointing down.)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle men's feet.
One mood all the time - more or less.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Men know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Men can open all your own jars.
Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, men can still be your friend.
Men's underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
Men never have strap problems in public.
Men are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on a man's face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.
Men only have to shave your face and neck.

Men can play with toys all of their life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes—one colour for all seasons.
Men can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
Men can 'do' their nails with a pocket knife.
Men have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
Men can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.

(If you are a woman, like who I think wrote this, with all of these advantages, one question: "Would you trade places?")

Nicknames

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman or just "mate".

Eating Out

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None will admit they want change back.
When women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

Bathrooms

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Marrriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Dressing Up

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Natural

Men wake up looking as good as they went to bed.
Women somehow feel that they deteriorate during the night.

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 A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use two people remembering the same thing!



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