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If SHE wants to sleep with him, then it's a date:
HE pays.
If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and if SHE's a nice
person who wants the "Just be friends" message to get through loud
and clear:
SHE pays for herself and insists on it.
If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him and SHE's a nice person
but HE's rich:
HE pays but SHE offers.
If SHE doesn't want to sleep with him, SHE's not a nice
person, and HE's rich:
HE pays.
If HE pays but SHE doesn't want to seem like a
freeloader:
SHE offers to help, HE refuses, SHE says she'll get
the drinks or coffee later.
If HE's cheap:
HE asks her to split the bill.
If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not a nice person, and they're
going to a good place:
SHE feigns indifference to the financial catastrophe that awaits
him. HE pays.
If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's a nice person and they're
going to a good place:
SHE slips him the money before they get to the restaurant.
If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's nice and they're going to a
cheap place:
SHE pays.
If HE's broke, they're close, SHE's not nice, and they're going to
a cheap place:
SHE suddenly realizes that SHE has to stay home to wash her
hair...forever.
If SHE asked him out, it's his birthday, and they're in
love:
SHE pays.
If SHE asked him out and it's not his birthday but
HE knows what's good for him:
SHE starts to pay, HE protests, SHE gives in.
If HE's a guy with any interest in seeing her again:
HE pays. Period.
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