Wiener Capes from Durex
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Durex - Bravo for this Caped Crusader

This ad from the 7/05 issue of FHM magazine for Durex condoms covers it. "A Durex penis is a superpower in your pants. At last, your very own wiener cape. Cut it out, tie it on and watch your damsel's distress melt away. But before flying into sex, remove thy cape and be astounded by the mighty powers of a Durex. Perhaps your penis isn't in the mood to wear a cape? Then visit www.durexdickorations.com for all the latest fashions. There's sex. And then there's Durex." Makes the point. See How to Put on a Condom.

A Durex is a superpower in your pants.

At last, your very own wiener cape. Cut it out, tie it on and watch your damsel's distress melt away. But before flying into sex, remove thy cape and be astounded by the mighty powers of a Durex.

A Durex penis gets totally pumped on Spring Break.

When going on vacation, don't forget your penis. He wants to show everyone that six packs aren't just for abs anymore When he hits the beach wearing this buff body, it'll be high tide for everyone. Just remember to dive in with a Durex.

 

A Durex penis isn't afraid of a low blow.

Going for the titled belt and you'll instantly feel like a contender. Gut for goodness sake, unbuckle the belt and lace up one of our finely crafted gloves before entering the ring.

 

Penis. Durex penis.

What a deceivingly shrewd sausage you have become in your formal wear. Few penises have such luck with gorgeous women. After a long day of subterfuge, you deserve to slip into something more comfortable. An agency-issue Durez, perhaps?

A Durex penis is King of Bangola.

Remember Your Highness. When you don royal garb, you instantly earn the love and admiration of humble subjects from across the land. But hark! If you don't appear at your partner's quarters bearing a sheath for your sword, then to the stockades with you Fool!

Source: www.durexdickorations.com to unload any of these designs.

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