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September
Vaginal farts - II
The last column was about the noises that come from
some vaginas during sexual arousal. Here's a letter
from a reader describing the experience that he and
his partner have:
Dear Paul
When we are making love, my partner enjoys
friction on the walls of her vagina about 2-3
inches deep. On occasion, later in the activity she
becomes aroused in a different fashion and wants me
to penetrate her deeply, even if it means short
strokes which do not rub the walls as much because
of the loose skin on a penis. With this kind of
thrusting, she enjoys the pushing against the back
wall of her vagina which I think is the cervix, and
she occasionally gets a vaginal orgasm. This is a
very different sensation from a clitoral one. As
this arousal is occurring, her vaginal cavity
expands to the point that my penis feels like it is
entering a cave that is narrow at the entry and
opens into a large room. The tip of my penis feels
nothing on the sides, just the bumping against the
back wall. Now, if I pull out a little too much, I
actually pump air into her cavity and it comes out
as a fart. This is a little different than the
letter in your column. There it seems the woman is
actually pulling air in as her cavity expands.
B in Boulder
Dear B,
Thanks very much for your email. You've done a
fine job of describing the ballooning that occurs
in the back of some women's vaginas as they become
highly aroused. When this happens, some women say
they've just got to have something inside of there.
This is a wonderful dilemma if you are a guy whose
partner needs a filler and you've the perfect thing
to fill her with.
CONDOM INFO...
The Trojan folks started selling a condom aimed
at guys who come sooner than they and their
partners might want. It's called the Trojan
Extended Pleasure. I spoke with my friends at
Condomania.com and they said "It's selling like
wildfire." On the other hand, they have had no
feedback whatsoever on if it works and whether
couples like it. Keep in mind that there can be
lots of reasons for coming sooner than you would
like, and what might help on guy with the problem
might not help the next.
If any of you have tried the Trojan Extended
Pleasure, please take a moment and drop me an email
at bigbang@pioneer.net. Let me know what you
think.
Also, in trying to find a good condom for doing
oral sex on a guy, you'll want one that isn't
lubricated. The lubrication tastes yuckie—as
they say. At the same time, the naked latex tastes
yuckie too--so what's girl or guy to do? One
partial solution is to try bagging your man with a
flavored condom such as Trustex Flavored Condoms.
(Others are Lifestyles Kiss of Mint and
Durex Flavored Condoms, although I'm told that
Trustex Flavored Condoms are the ones to try
first.) Mind you, the flavoring is only to cover
over the taste of the latex, so you might want to
add some of your own flavoring after the condom's
flavoring is sucked off. Any non-oil-based food
product will work. One person suggested strawberry
puree.
©2007 by Paul
Joannides
Related Issues: Talking
With Kids About Tough Issues, Relationship,
Sexuality
Books: Relationship,
Sexuality
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In America, sex is an obsession, in other parts of
the world it is a fact. - Marlene Dietrich
Paul
Joannides is the author of the Guide
To Getting It On!--the Universe's Coolest and Most
Informative Book On Sex.
You can contact him at www.goofyfootpress.com
by clicking on the cover of the Guide that
appears on his web site. All columns are the
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